If, like me, you love the odd thirst trap on Instagram then this post might be for you. I say ‘might’ because this list is my opinion and you might think differently. Whether you do or don’t, I’m pretty sure there will be someone here to tickle your proverbial.
Two things though…
1. If you’re in this list and you don’t want to be drop me a message and I’ll remove you. But you are only being removed from this page, not from my alone time fantasies!
2. This is in absolutely no particular order.
So here goes with the top ten eleven twelve thirteen many hotties on Instagram!
Oh, and at the bottom of the page are some usernames of accounts I can’t embed but I follow them and think they’re hot as fuck!
pitspervman
Even if you’re not into armpits, which sometimes I am sometimes I’m not, there is still gonna be something here for you to admire.
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txlthrman
Now, I’m not into wearing leather. Not just because I’m a vegan but wearing it does absolutely nothing for me. I will wear it if my man asks me to. But, seeing a guy in leather! Well fuck me it’s like viagra!
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fitzymakesstuff
Here you get TWO treats! This fella is HOT and an amazing artist. Wanna get the horn? Take a look at his feed!
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latex_labourer
Like leather, latex just isn’t my thing. And then I see my husband in it or this guy and suddenly I’m all “Just fuck me right now!”
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_coulthard
Hot and talented! His voice is amazing and his look incredible! Can he just be pounding me right now?
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dudefacegeoffy
I can’t decide what I love more about this guy – his face, his body, his love of Christmas, his openness, his personality… okay, so it’s all the above and more, I’m just get naked now.
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scoobydoofus
As I write this list it’s getting more and more difficult to not take five minutes and have some alone time and this hottie has finally tipped me over the edge. With this chap you get hotness, doggies, realness, sometimes his sexy friends, hotness and more dogs! Did I mention he’s hot? Okay, you go take a look, I’m off to rub one out!
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deadliftbear
Want someone who, as well as being hot, could actually pick you up and slam you against a wall in the throes of passion? Well, this fella is just for you. I may need a few minutes again!
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bcn4lthr
Again with the leather. I’m clearly into it way more than I thought. I may try and get some PU leather outfits that don’t look like shit. This fella. Just a quick glance at his pics makes me think about moving to Berlin!
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bear.devil
I think I need five minutes alone again. If that can’t be arranged I’ll take an hour or four with this eye candy!
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cathidge20
It’s like someone (I’m not saying god because, well, you know!) said “I think the world deserve a sexy as fuck hottie to drool over!” and gave us this stud!
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celtic_otter
This fella knows how to pose and create the perfect thirst trap! Now, daddy needs a drink! C’ m’ere!
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gezdub
There’s something about a guy who knows how to choose and play good music but also looks fucking hot doing it. This fella has it all!
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mrgaygalway
With regular body shots and pics of him in his underwear and at the gym or swimming, this fucking stud makes me tingle in all the right places!
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hotstuff4guyslimited
Hot pics, fun posts (mostly!) and products. This account is worth a follow just for some of the information it gives out let alone the hot pics!
otter_jock
That’s it. I have to end this list now. This guy, as he does quite often, has pushed me over the edge and I need to go find Forrest and have some sexy time. Or have some time alone. Or open an app and find a hook-up. Or all of the above.
Private Accounts I can’t share but are worth a look because I find them hot and would let them do naughty things to me!
squyrble
gnikel_p
oskar.ldn
demonralphy
dobharchu_rua
faux_farmer_2.0
sethblackunicorn
They/Them
Founder
Heart of lion, pecs like dinner plates, mind of a whore.
The reason your dad left home and the person to whom you say “You should smile more!” – Fuck off!
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